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Something like this Nick.
brightsidesuicide: http://cgi.ebay.com/CHRISTMAS-SWEATER-VEST-SMALL-REINDEER-SNOWMEN_W0QQitemZ350298189527QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_CSA_WC_Sweaters?hash=item518f662ed7 I want a sweater though, not a vest lmaoo. Must go to Goodwill soon before all the christmas stuff is gone. Read the paragraph about the vest, all in caps Kanye style… CHRISTMAS SWEATER VEST - SMALL - SNOWMEN, REINDEER AND...
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The Best College Essay Ever Written
againstdefinition: I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and...
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ooxxooXoXXx
hug hug, kiss kiss, hug hug, big kiss, little hug, kiss kiss, little kiss
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GLEN COCO? FOUR FOR YOU, GLEN COCO! YOU GO, GLEN...
maggiehatesyou: fuckyeahprettygirls: AND NONE FOR GRETCHEN WIENERS. BYE. lol i told danni that if i had a son i would name him Glen Coco and how much of a pimp he would be
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Coolest Thing in the Entire World, brought to you... →
stellark: hammerito: samdesantis: graveyard-girl: szofff: hjaimes: peoplethesedays: (via oodlesandoodles) WHHHHHHAAAAT THEEE. this thing is incredible That is actually pretty sweet. SO cool
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how i eat ramen noodles:
stellark: i enjoy crunching up the noodles while theyre in the bag and then i open the bag and then i pour the seasoning over the crushed up dry noodles and then i eat out of the bag as if it were a bag of chips. WHO ELSE DOES THIS. HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME. i’ve done this since elementary school. and everyone always freaks out when they see me do it. i have two bags waiting for me to do...
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