few things are worse than mistaking situational tolerance for friendship
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situational tolerance, that’s a good one.
Adulthood: Finding out that most of your childhood friendships were situational tolerances born from school. Only to go on and find new situational tolerances at work.
here’s to situational toleranceship!
Maybe the real situational tolerances were the friends we made along the way!
from now on the system is gonna skip from 68 notes straight to 70 just to be safe
Cop: Have you been drinking?
Me: I been drankin’
Cop: Surfbort
Me: Surfbort
Shoutout to the people who don’t think double texts seem clingy or uncool text me all day spam me I’m into that kinda shit.
you think your crush is laying in bed thinking about you but in reality they’re reading about swords on Wikipedia
While you were wasting your time considering me as a romantic option I was studying the blade
